Greetings from La-La Land!

Stop the presses…I’ve got HUGE news. I mean, we’re talking bigger than huge. Ginormous, maybe.

See, in case you weren’t aware, getting ahead in Tinsletown is all about who you know…and, baby—my BlackBerry has names and numbers you wouldn’t believe. So I got a call this morning from Tess who heard from Zoe that Rachel Preston’s sister-in-law is preggers.

You know what that means, right?

It means HE’s gonna be in the market for a new assistant!

Hallelujah! Step right up! Interview time!

So I instructed Tess to get ahold of Zoe who in turn phoned Rachel Preston’s sister-in-law, and voila! A two o’clock appointment for tomorrow! (You didn’t think I’d go through personnel, did you? Come on. That’s a fast track to Rejection City.)

Anyway, cross your fingers!

And stay tuned…

~Sascha